Son of a biscuit

A slight more polite way to say "Son of a *****"

You stupid son of a biscuit, just shut the front door you mother father

Son of a biscuit by Chris Redmond January 11, 2004

Son of a biscuit

Politely say son of a bitch

You son of a biscuit

Son of a biscuit by Flamboyant M&M December 23, 2020

son of a biscuit eater

same as son of a bitch

Piano falls on your big toe, you yelp "Son of a Biscuit Eater!!"

son of a biscuit eater by biscuit eater September 6, 2005

son of a biscuit maker 

A nice day of saying son of a bitch.

She reached into the oven to grab a pan and forgot the oven mitt, she screamed “ son of a biscuit maker ”.

You have a terrible morning and yell “son of a biscuit maker” what did I do to deserve this.

“Son of a biscuit maker” yelled the drunk as he fell down the stairs.

son of a biscuit maker by Annasillyandsweet November 2, 2020

Son of a biscuit eater

A biscuit eater is a derogatory term for a dog too sorry to hunt anything but his own food. Can also be used for a person who is slow, lazy, or selfish.

Biscuit eater can be used in place of bitch in the phrase “son of a bitch” since both are terms for a dog.

Southerners use it as a way to cuss without using a curse word.

That “son of a biscuit eater” has run off with his tramp again.

Son of a biscuit eater by ChattyCookie December 12, 2023

Son of a Butter biscuit on a sunny day 

This phrase is for if you want to say son of a bitch, but you are in school or at any place where you cannot curse.

Dude, you realize that we still have school on Friday right?
UGHHH SON OF A BUTTER BISCUIT ON A SUNNY DAY!

Son of a Butter biscuit on a sunny day by jay da pimp May 1, 2021

Son of a biscut 

Substitute for "Son of a bitch"

Aw, son of a biscut!

Son of a biscut by I eat swag for breakfast February 9, 2015