sometiming
sometiming by CHaBOINKa November 3, 2010
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Sometiming Dick
He wanted pussy last week and he got it. You want dick now and he can't "guarantee" it. - Sometiming Dick
Sometiming Dick by Nicky Bobbi September 23, 2022
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something positive
a hilarious, if vulgar, webcomic centered on a group of friends. not to be viewed by the very young, overly religious, or easily upset.
www.somethingpositive.net check it out.
something positive by Shwaggy November 14, 2003
“…if want something done, ask a woman”
“…if want something done, ask a woman” — the entire quote is: “If you want something said ask a man; and if you want something done, ask a woman.”
This quote was used with great effect by Niki Haley during the 2023 Surrender Day Eve Republican debates.
The only woman on stage, she used this saying to attack the “Demi-masculine MAGA boys” surrounding her.
Haley herself attributed this saying to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher; and Harley’s delivery was flawless and absolutely castrating!
Seven men probably checked for their ball-sacks after leaving the stage they shared with Haley — except for the Miami Mascot, Ron DeSantis, who has already been neutered by Donald Trump
This quote was used with great effect by Niki Haley during the 2023 Surrender Day Eve Republican debates.
The only woman on stage, she used this saying to attack the “Demi-masculine MAGA boys” surrounding her.
Haley herself attributed this saying to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher; and Harley’s delivery was flawless and absolutely castrating!
Seven men probably checked for their ball-sacks after leaving the stage they shared with Haley — except for the Miami Mascot, Ron DeSantis, who has already been neutered by Donald Trump
“…if want something done, ask a woman” by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 25, 2023
somethingelseyt
somethingelseyt by ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ September 25, 2017
i am pretending to type something
when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.
i am pretending to type something by Quirty uwo Paz’s May 26, 2020
slappin' d (to something)
Guy 1: What you doin tonight?
Guy 2: Slappin' d to weights
In this scenario, guy 2 indicates he will be lifting weights intensely tonight.
Guy 1: Anyone tryna slap some d to pow this weekend?
Guy 2: Yeah, let's slap!
In this scenario, guy 1 is asking his friends if anyone wants to hit the slopes for a powder day this weekend. Guy 2 accepts enthusiastically.
slappin' d (to something)
Guy 2: Slappin' d to weights
In this scenario, guy 2 indicates he will be lifting weights intensely tonight.
Guy 1: Anyone tryna slap some d to pow this weekend?
Guy 2: Yeah, let's slap!
In this scenario, guy 1 is asking his friends if anyone wants to hit the slopes for a powder day this weekend. Guy 2 accepts enthusiastically.
slappin' d (to something)
slappin' d (to something) by DoctorThicc January 27, 2019
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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