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an ambiguous prositute
a tool used for gardening
Guy 1: Hey why do you have that gash on your face?
Guy 2: I was fucking somehoe in the garden last night and cut myself on somehoe laying around
somehoe by Nhoj Rehsom July 25, 2012
Words you can keep

Somehow Palpatine Returned 

Line by Poe Dammeron in Rise of Skywalker. This line alone explains how shit the movie was.
"How was rise of skywalker? I don't know but somehow palpatine returned"
Most typically used on the Pine Ridge Reservation, Somehow is a word that is typically used to describe something, or someone in a negative way. The word can also be used as a synonym to describe something or someone who’s being “weird” or “unusual”.
Rez Kid “Fok man, I tried to snag her but she was acting all somehow”
Rez Kid 2 “Not eve ‘dis guy.”

Rez Uncle “Nephew, come help me with my car. It’s been acting all somehow lately”
Somehow by Desmond Culler May 24, 2022

Somehowly 

somehowly is somehow mixed with probably
whenever you want to say somehow and probably in the same time
Jack: it is named GLOCK 19 Gen 5 incase you want to somehowly buy it
Mason: oohh yeah thanks

Austin: woah ,im sure he somehowly glitched through a wall
Michael: yeah lets make sure to report that
Somehowly by Crunchydick July 30, 2020

Arizona sorehoe cactus 

Any female that has had enough penice in her to qualify as a cactus is a Arizona sorehoe cactus. This female can be found at any dope man's house , in their car, watching their kids and or sitting in the corner trying to get a freebe from anyone willing.
Man that girl Casandra is a real Arizona sorehoe cactus. I hear she does anybody for anything.

Man that girl casandra has more dicks in her then a porky pine. She's a real sorehoe cactus.

SomeMoeGaming 

SomeMoeGaming, sometimes refered to as SomeMoeGayming, is a youtuber who plays games and his videos are between funny and cringe, though mostly cringe. He isn't good at the games he plays either, and his schedule is crazy irregular.

He has a discord server, that's where the action's at, it has a lot of lore, it would take pages to explain it all and wouldn't even be worth. Contrary to most big youtube servers, Moe does talk in his server, but don't think he'll casually talk to just anyone, pinging him is not advised.

Should you check SomeMoeGamings channel if you haven't before?
Mhhh, sure, why not, it's not like you actually use your time in a productive manner anyway.
SomeMoeGaming is a cringy youtuber
SomeMoeGaming by GG no RE LuL '-' November 11, 2020

bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar 

Person A: Bank of Queensland suspended my card by complete mistake lol
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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