Somebody's Mother
Same as MILF...A mother who is hot and looks good enough to make it with....See also Mother Daughter Act, a mother and daughter, daughters who are both worthy.
Somebody's Mother by Gary Nmigh July 24, 2009
Somebody’s Fucking Me
A 1984 song by Cockwell that Michael Jackson danced to.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.
Somebody’s Fucking Me by gregben February 20, 2022
somebody's girl syndrome
A treatable condition that causes a really hot chick to have trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her.
Often she is too shy, or mistakenly thinks that every guy in the room is always thinking about getting into her pants. The cure is outgoingness therapy. If she simply approaches some guys, she won't have any trouble finding dates. She can even bump into them on accident, and make them pick up her books or groceries, to see if they care. An alternative treatment is to make the hot chick publish unflattering pictures on a dating website, (or do it for her) and she is sure to get plenty of guys asking her out.
The syndrome has received publicity because of the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby", and public awareness campaigns offer new hope for really hot chicks who suffer from this crippling illness.
Often she is too shy, or mistakenly thinks that every guy in the room is always thinking about getting into her pants. The cure is outgoingness therapy. If she simply approaches some guys, she won't have any trouble finding dates. She can even bump into them on accident, and make them pick up her books or groceries, to see if they care. An alternative treatment is to make the hot chick publish unflattering pictures on a dating website, (or do it for her) and she is sure to get plenty of guys asking her out.
The syndrome has received publicity because of the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby", and public awareness campaigns offer new hope for really hot chicks who suffer from this crippling illness.
Can you believe Alexis didn't have a date for the prom? I wonder if she has contracted SGS.
We're tired of watching Lorna cry all day because she never get's asked out, except by jerks and players. She has a severe case of Somebody's Girl Syndrome. She she was refusing treatment, we took her matters into our own hands and bought her a chemistry.com account.
We're tired of watching Lorna cry all day because she never get's asked out, except by jerks and players. She has a severe case of Somebody's Girl Syndrome. She she was refusing treatment, we took her matters into our own hands and bought her a chemistry.com account.
somebody's girl syndrome by urban1973legend March 21, 2012
somebody's girl syndrome
when a really hot chick has trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her....
Inspired by the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby"
Inspired by the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby"
Can you believe Jennifer didn't have a date for the prom? She must be suffering from somebody's girl syndrome.
somebody's girl syndrome by Mr.Juan-derful May 4, 2010
Word of the Day on February 9, 2012
"Somebody's Baby" Rule
The requirement that a couple make love any time they hear Jackson Browne's "Somebody's Baby" from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. This rule has been around since approximately Christmas of 1982.
A wife is in the kitchen making crispy onion chicken with mashed potatoes and green beans for dinner when "Somebody's Baby" comes on the radio. She should immediately look at her husband and say, "By virtue of the "Somebody's Baby" Rule, we shall make love tonight." And the lovemaking shall commence that night after the kids go to bed.
"Somebody's Baby" Rule by SBR Inventor September 19, 2013
Somebody's gotta win the lottery.
Somebody's gotta win the lottery. by Ajkert May 8, 2014
Somebody’s Knockin’
Somebody's Knockin'
Should I let him in?
Lord, it's the devil
Would you look at him?
I've heard about him
But I never dreamed
He'd have blue eyes and blue jeans
Well, somebody's talkin'
He's whispering to me
Your place or my place
Well, which will it be?
I'm gettin' weaker
And he's comin' on strong
But I don't wanna go wrong
He must have tapped my telephone line
He must have known
I'm spendin' my time
Alone
He says we'll have one heavenly night
My fever's burnin'
So he oughta be right at home
Should I let him in?
Lord, it's the devil
Would you look at him?
I've heard about him
But I never dreamed
He'd have blue eyes and blue jeans
Well, somebody's talkin'
He's whispering to me
Your place or my place
Well, which will it be?
I'm gettin' weaker
And he's comin' on strong
But I don't wanna go wrong
He must have tapped my telephone line
He must have known
I'm spendin' my time
Alone
He says we'll have one heavenly night
My fever's burnin'
So he oughta be right at home
Somebody’s Knockin’
Should I let him in?
Lord, it's the devil
Would you look at him?
I've heard about him
But I never dreamed
He'd have blue eyes and blue jeans
He must have tapped my telephone line
He must have known
I'm spendin' my time
Alone
He says we'll have one heavenly night
My fever's burnin'
So he oughta be right at home
Somebody's knockin'
Somebody's knockin'
Ooh, somebody's knockin'
Well, somebody's knockin'
Somebody's knockin'
Should I let him in?
Lord, it's the devil
Would you look at him?
I've heard about him
But I never dreamed
He'd have blue eyes and blue jeans
He must have tapped my telephone line
He must have known
I'm spendin' my time
Alone
He says we'll have one heavenly night
My fever's burnin'
So he oughta be right at home
Somebody's knockin'
Somebody's knockin'
Ooh, somebody's knockin'
Well, somebody's knockin'
Somebody's knockin'
Somebody’s Knockin’ by Death Menace December 21, 2022
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Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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