somaj

Tall ass nigga who can dunk and fucks with short white girls named jordan

dude this nigga Somaj...

by $$$$$$$$$$@@@!!!%%%&&&((((((( October 21, 2014

I LOAF YOU SOMAJ

A phrase about being a fan of a boy named Somaj

I LOAF YOU SOMAJ SIDDIDI1

by thecharacterwannie June 24, 2022

somaia

A Turkish Syrian girl who any guy could ever ask for, she’s smart, funny and easy to hang with. She has a good sense of humor and understands sarcasm well enough, somaia and the kitchen don’t go well. So if you ever get a chance to meet/date a somaia do it like she’s the only thing on earth. I bet you won’t regret knowing a somaia ever.

Somaia is like a sun, she shines bright but doesn’t get you burnt!

by Ukanyt February 18, 2020

Somalian Breakfast

When you don't eat anything in the morning, either due to lack of time, lack of food or because you don't feel like.

If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.

I overslept and was running late for work, so I had to go for a Somalian breakfast.

by Snerual February 13, 2013

Somali Bluetooth

When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.

I was biking today and a woman talking on her Somali Bluetooth almost crushed me with her minivan.

by glork98 November 7, 2012

Somalian River Rat

An endangered species of Ninja Rats, which have evolved over the course of 3 million years to surf on tsunamis and/or any other moving body (including but not limited to: Pokemon, Clairvoyant Gymnasts, Professional Riot Bacon Hunters, and Children to name a few) which frequently plague the small country. They have been hunted nearly to extinction for their really crappy singing and for rebelling against the Kool-Aid Man's Dictatorship over the country and for leading organized raids against nearby Villages, claiming over $4.3 Million in stolen 15th Anniversary Limited Edition Collectible Cthulhu Action Figures and Gummy Bears leaving 45 wounded.

We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.

by ChickenHacker August 5, 2016

smaj

A minorly popular card game with confusing rules for every card value. Essentially, it is a form of Uno, but with even more rules. Variations include: "Go Smaj" (or SMAJFish), "SpitSMAJ" and "SMAJSevens"

"Do you want to play SMAJ?"

"Yes, it's a very fun game."

by Marti Phat Hands Jnr March 3, 2010