When your have sex with your wife/girlfriendin the shower you push her up against the wall and lift one leg up and insert your penis as fast as possible and watch her climb the wall
So I was out at The Lodge on a Sunday night all jacking up on some skank. For some reason she wouldn't put out when I flexed my biceps through my Affliction shirt. It doesn't matter, she looked all salamander foreskin anyways with her rotted out hair, cracky teeth and tits smelling like Jewel's meat department.