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salemander

salemander is when you cut your tip off, jerk the blood out and over time let the tip come back and repeat
I just did a salemander in the bathroom
salemander by lakdetSP February 27, 2026

Salamander man 

A nipple rubbing amphibian who is superior to all other animals. Was kidnapped by the dark lord chin chin and can play the flute out of his nostril.
Salamander man by Nyesss... June 5, 2016

Sally The salamander 

1. Noun: A state of blissful joy.

2. Noun: An extremely lucky person, probably blessed by an holy spirit.

(Can be reduced to "Sal'" or "Sally")
Wow! I feel like Sally the Salamander today!

Ugh...I'm jealous, he's such a Sal'!
Sally The salamander by ChARtoUze October 22, 2020

Greasy salamander 

greasy salamander is a term used by the very perfect Ethan Dolan and his amazing, hot brother Grayson Dolan.
I remember having a really greasy salamander school picture” said by Ethan in the video, The WORST photos of us.
Greasy salamander by Dolan_addict64 November 11, 2018

Slippery Salamander 

When your have sex with your wife/girlfriend in the shower you push her up against the wall and lift one leg up and insert your penis as fast as possible and watch her climb the wall
Guy 1: Dude last night and Martha had sex last night.

Guy 2: Bro that’s nothing compared to the slippery salamander I pulled on Cathrine.

salandered 

when some deserving asshole in authority finally gets what's coming to them in a unique and beautiful way, without expecting it at all.

originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander
those doctors testified that she was retarded, little did they know they were about to be excruciatingly salandered.
salandered by shanipriya August 14, 2010