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Sobwank
When one feels the pain of a recent endeavor gone awry but feels the need to masturbate furiously.
often the individual may cry out in pain but also moan with pleasure when doing the deed.
often the individual may cry out in pain but also moan with pleasure when doing the deed.
You: what are you doing in there? you've been crying for an hour... and I can hear fapping, are you having a sobwank
Me: Such sadness in my heart, but such pleasure in my genitals
Me: Such sadness in my heart, but such pleasure in my genitals
Sobwank by Chloethemoonpie March 14, 2011
sofwan
A special name rarely used for males,
Sofwan has good attributes of a fine leader.Has an affectionate personality and attractive hairstyles.Good enough to be a Hokage.
Sofwan has good attributes of a fine leader.Has an affectionate personality and attractive hairstyles.Good enough to be a Hokage.
Skwanky
Someone who thinks they are very posh, elegant or swank, but in reality they are totally skanky. These include, but are not limited to people that dress head to toe in designer clothing with the label or logo emblazoned on every square inch of their body, women that insist on wearing high heels even though they stomp around like horses, men who bathe in cologne and wear too much jewelry, anyone with a dog breed that has teacup as a prefix (usually carried around in a hideous bag made especially for it with logo of choice), people that think just because you spent a lot of money on it's classy, et cetera.
What is she thinking with those extensions and that dress?!
I have no idea, but she's totally skwanky.
I have no idea, but she's totally skwanky.
Skwanky by Josie Salome December 30, 2009
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