Sockwanker

A guy who obsessively likes to vigorously masturbate inside socks,

Normally used as an insult to guys you expect are real Sockwankers.

"Hey Billy you Sockwanker"

" Did you fill any socks last night Spencer? you Sockwanker"

by Repet July 15, 2024

Sockwater

Water which has been contaminated with threads from a sock.

Drink this sockwater, bitch!

I fucked your mum!
Oh yeah? Drink sockwater, fag!

Hey Tommy B, are you gay?
No, but I drink the occasional "sockwater"

by Whoa!Penis2 August 6, 2008

schwanker

A penis, also known as a flanger, dangler, and schlanker.

When you run down the stairs with loose shorts, your schwanker dangles around.

by jon62551 August 21, 2005

Skwanker

A skank that twerks.

"Hey, I was at the corner bar in Elwood Indianathe other night." "Oh yeah? Were the Saturday night Skwankers there?"

by Elwoodian April 19, 2018