softcow 

A half-erect penis.
See also chubby.

I looked at that girl who still had her clothes on, but got a softcow.

softcow by kukyfrope January 19, 2004

softcore pornography

Porn without the "porn" in it.
Basically way less vague and often looked on as beautiful or art.

"It's designed to a visual aphrodisiac – a seduction. It typically contains nude/semi-nude actors involved in love scenes."
"Softcore pornography does not contain explicit depictions of vaginal or anal penetration, cunnilingus, fellatio and ejaculation."

So i was watching this show on --- and there was some softcore porn (softcore pornography) in it, i looked over and my girl looked like she was enjoying it a "little" too much.

softcore pornography by Pesco (Pablo Escobar) March 3, 2016

Softcock 

1.Piker, someone who doesn't want to party hard or party at all, one with no guts or balls.

Dude, it's only 3.00 am and you want to leave?, what a softcock!.

Softcock by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

softcore 

1) Pornographic material that does not show penetration, genitalia, or actual sexual activity, opposite of hardcore.
2) Anything that is either physically or inspirationally weak.

1) Cinemax is where all the best softcore material is found.
2) The reason Fred Durst is so softcore is because he can't stop thinking about Britney's tuna cassarole.

softcore by Dusty Bottoms May 29, 2003

softcore parkour 

Not really parkour, but walking over chairs/tables to get to where you need to be, usually very slowly.

Jim: Dude, can you move the chairs? I need to leave the room to make a phone call.
Tim: Softcore parkour! Climb over shit.
Jim: I guess that's my only option.

softcore parkour by pageofspace October 4, 2013

Softcore dating 

When your friend calls and plays secretly with a girl he met online in a game but refuses to admit they are dating/want to date them.

Oh, He is softcore dating someone he met yesterday in that quickmatch again?

Softcore dating by sebik604 August 15, 2023

Ragnor Softcock

When a guy grows a mullet then braids it in the style of Ragnor Lothbrok but doesn't quite pull it off due to them suffering from erectile dysfunction.

Guy 1: Have you seen Stephens new hairstyle? He looks like Ragnor Lothbrok
Everyone else: More like Ragnor Softcock

Ragnor Softcock by Fatwell December 8, 2022