1 definition by pageofspace
Not really parkour, but walking over chairs/tables to get to where you need to be, usually very slowly.
Jim: Dude, can you move the chairs? I need to leave the room to make a phone call.
Tim: Softcore parkour! Climb over shit.
Jim: I guess that's my only option.
Tim: Softcore parkour! Climb over shit.
Jim: I guess that's my only option.
by pageofspace October 4, 2013