Showcrastination

The act of procrastinating watching or bingeing a show you like to the point where you obtain no progress into the next episodes. Usually comes as a result of a boring episode or simply not having the time or motivation to watch it.

Also can come as a serious issue to people who want to binge watch entire seasons in a week but simply don’t as a result of Showcrastination.

Bill: Have you seen the new episode of Better Call Saul? Man that shit was insane.

Kevin: Nah man, I have a serious Showcrastination issue. I’m still on Season 2.

by TheGayAccount June 20, 2022

snowcrastination

Not doing your homework or work because you think its goin to snow during the night leading to the closure of school / business

hey man are u gonna work on the project
no
why not?
snowcrastination man, snowcrastination

hey billy did you do mr wongs hw?
no man i didn't cook pot stickers cause i was snowcrastinating now im screwed cause it didnt snow

by Carl pitz January 13, 2007

shopcrastinating

1. The act of shopping when you should be doing something more important.
2. The act of avoiding doing shopping that is required.

Jane's paper is due tomorrow and she's shopcrastinating on eBay.

Christmas is in two days, yet I'm still shopcrastinating.

by DRZaia December 22, 2008

snowcrastination

Not doing your homework or work because you think its goin to snow during the night leading to the closure of school / business

hey man are u gonna work on the project
no
why not?
snowcrastination man, snowcrastination

hey billy did you do mr wongs hw?
no man i didn't cook pot stickers cause i was snowcrastinating now im screwed cause it didnt snow

by Carl pitz December 9, 2008

socrastination

Intelligent procrastination

I spent 5 hours today socrastinating on the bbc website. Im the king of socrastination,

by wodo April 11, 2011