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Sarcrastination

The term for a sarcastic response upon the request of a task or service, often used to delay the completion of said task or service.
Bro: Hey, could you finish your part of the report?
Douche: Sure (Heavy sarcasm).
Bro: Cut it with the Sarcrastination

sarcastigation 

The act of being sarcastic.
Her sarcastigation is sooo funny!

He is the King of Sarcastigation.
sarcastigation by Kaki March 28, 2007

sarcasticating 

pleasuring yourself through the use of sarcasm.
Joe: Muah!
Jipsy:Joe, I HATE IT WHEN YOU KISS ME. ughhh
Joe: ??? I'm hurt.

Jipsy: Joe, I was just sarcasticating. chill out.
sarcasticating by mondaygirl July 5, 2009

socrastination 

I spent 5 hours today socrastinating on the bbc website. Im the king of socrastination,
socrastination by wodo April 11, 2011

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026