Sarcrastination

The term for a sarcastic response upon the request of a task or service, often used to delay the completion of said task or service.

Bro: Hey, could you finish your part of the report?
Douche: Sure (Heavy sarcasm).
Bro: Cut it with the Sarcrastination

by It Girl, Rag Doll November 3, 2014

sarcastination

A way someone acts

OMG Brianna is being such a SARCASTINATION

by Raina May 14, 2016

sarcastigation

The act of being sarcastic.

Her sarcastigation is sooo funny!

He is the King of Sarcastigation.

by Kaki March 28, 2007

socrastination

Intelligent procrastination

I spent 5 hours today socrastinating on the bbc website. Im the king of socrastination,

by wodo April 11, 2011

Staircrastination

The act of avoiding going up or down the stairs by standing still and contemplating the effort required.

"I stood at the bottom of the stairs for five minutes, debating if I really needed to go upstairs. Total staircrastination."

by Cubed3D February 13, 2025