Sarcrastination

The term for a sarcastic response upon the request of a task or service, often used to delay the completion of said task or service.

Bro: Hey, could you finish your part of the report?
Douche: Sure (Heavy sarcasm).
Bro: Cut it with the Sarcrastination

Sarcrastination by It Girl, Rag Doll November 3, 2014

sarcastination 

A way someone acts

OMG Brianna is being such a SARCASTINATION

sarcastination by Raina May 14, 2016

sarcastigation 

The act of being sarcastic.

Her sarcastigation is sooo funny!

He is the King of Sarcastigation.

sarcastigation by Kaki March 28, 2007

socrastination 

Intelligent procrastination

I spent 5 hours today socrastinating on the bbc website. Im the king of socrastination,

socrastination by wodo April 11, 2011

Staircrastination 

The act of avoiding going up or down the stairs by standing still and contemplating the effort required.

"I stood at the bottom of the stairs for five minutes, debating if I really needed to go upstairs. Total staircrastination."

Staircrastination by Cubed3D February 13, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019