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socks sex 

When a male and female wear only a pair of socks during sexual intercourse
Chad has erectile dysfunction but for some reason when his girl Keristan walks around the house naked with only her socks on he get's a boner so they have socks sex at night to keep him pleased!
socks sex by JDawg 316 April 13, 2016
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socks sex 

When your laying in bed and want to take your socks off without moving. You rub your feet against your mattress to remove your socks and it feels almost orgasmic.
"Dude after work yesterday, I went home and had some amazing socks sex before I went to sleep."
socks sex by jhnscrtch August 27, 2009

sex with socks 

Sex with socks is the most enjoyable kind of sex. It is when you wear socks while pounding ur dick into a sexy women's pussy while rubbing and squeezing her huge tits and licking them and shoving ur face into tits while drooling and enjoying the puusy
I just had amazing sex with socks with that girl (s)
sex with socks by 16 titular February 16, 2023

sex with socks 

Absolutely fucking disgusting. Only the mentally ill and the clinically insane do this.
Guy 1: Yea dude Becky has sex with socks.

Guy 2: What the fuck! Do you think she has schizophrenia?
sex with socks by G-squeezy November 10, 2020

sock sex 

when the only article of clothing worn during sex is socks. not a good thing.
Sock sex? What are you? A savage?
sock sex by seventeen August 14, 2004

No Socks No Sexuality 

No socks, no sexuality, its simple.
*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*
No Socks No Sexuality by LordShrakman December 23, 2018

Sexier than socks on a blind rooster 

youre sexier than socks on a blind rooster, so sexy and hot
blake is sexier than socks on a blind rooster!
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