socialnedd 

Too much socialness.

Samuel was a Socialnedd person, he spoke for hours and hours.

socialnedd by Socialnedd September 6, 2022

socialneko 

Socialneko is a Nintendo DSi browser legacy site where the nine active users use their alt accounts to like statuses into the double digits, while living in constant fear that someone will take this glory away from them.

In 2018, Akise sold the site to a confused Neo-Nazi Communist named Cow who uses the site to call people gamer words.

The SN discord is used for high intensity but low intelligence cyberbullying of the SN users who are "too friendly" and don't have discord. Hilarious cyberbullying antics include photoshopping spunk onto selfies posted to SN, and harassing people's social media accounts that are left up on their profile, even though they have been banned months ago for criticizing the site.

This site is stupid, but even stupider is the "Reverse SN" civil war where a bunch of outdoors starved LARP enthusiasts and former SN users make up initiation rites for joining their "counter-cult" and plot against socialneko.org.

Every sane person runs when socialneko is mentioned.

"...and not only do they still exist, the socialneko egregore turns the users of this website into zeta mind-slaves and siphons their energy in order to-"
"Sir this is a Wendy's"

socialneko by pspspspspsp January 28, 2021

SocialNetwork Syndrome

To labor under the illusion that information you post on Facebook actually holds significant meaning to your virtual friends.

First guy; "How do you spell Bacon?"

Second guy; "Dude, Are you seriously updating your Facebook status again? You have mental issues. You may suffer from SocialNetwork Syndrome Man and no one gives a shit about what you ate for breakfast."

SocialNetwork Syndrome by SoCalAndy January 9, 2012

Socialmediafag 

Majority of internet people today are socialmediafags. they started with social media and here they are.

Dude 1: *watching a vine* "dude, i love the internet "
Dude 2: "You don't love the internet, you're just a socialmediafag"
Dude 1: "Let me take a selfie" *start fapping*

Socialmediafag by beCoolYo February 12, 2015

Socialnetworkly Acceptable 

Following the unwritten rules of social networking; acceptable behavior on a social networking website.

Having long conversations on Twitter is not Socialnetworkly Acceptable.

Socialnetworkly Acceptable by bbitchet July 10, 2012

Socialmediatizing 

In which one uses their cell phone to interact with others on Social Media Websites i.e: Facebook, Twitter, and the now the defunct Myspace. Instead of the true real life people around them.

Everyone is hanging out around the pool side chit chatting while Brian's in his own world socialmediatizing.

Socialmediatizing by Xechnology July 6, 2010

anti-socialmedialite 

People who refuse to create their own profile on various social media platforms such as, facebook, twitter, etc.

A: 'How come you didn't invite Seb for your party tomorrow?'
B: 'I did invite him'
A: 'He's not attending your event on facebook though..'
B: 'Yeah, he doesn't have a profile'
A: 'Ugh, he's such an anti-socialmedialite'

anti-socialmedialite by DickHubert2006 July 11, 2011