socialneck
A term used to describe someone who is addicted to social media websites; the social media version of a redneck.
socialneck by Social Al April 9, 2010
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Socialneko is a Nintendo DSi browser legacy site where the nine active users use their alt accounts to like statuses into the double digits, while living in constant fear that someone will take this glory away from them.
In 2018, Akise sold the site to a confused Neo-Nazi Communist named Cow who uses the site to call people gamer words.
The SN discord is used for high intensity but low intelligence cyberbullying of the SN users who are "too friendly" and don't have discord. Hilarious cyberbullying antics include photoshopping spunk onto selfies posted to SN, and harassing people's social media accounts that are left up on their profile, even though they have been banned months ago for criticizing the site.
This site is stupid, but even stupider is the "Reverse SN" civil war where a bunch of outdoors starved LARP enthusiasts and former SN users make up initiation rites for joining their "counter-cult" and plot against socialneko.org.
Every sane person runs when socialneko is mentioned.
In 2018, Akise sold the site to a confused Neo-Nazi Communist named Cow who uses the site to call people gamer words.
The SN discord is used for high intensity but low intelligence cyberbullying of the SN users who are "too friendly" and don't have discord. Hilarious cyberbullying antics include photoshopping spunk onto selfies posted to SN, and harassing people's social media accounts that are left up on their profile, even though they have been banned months ago for criticizing the site.
This site is stupid, but even stupider is the "Reverse SN" civil war where a bunch of outdoors starved LARP enthusiasts and former SN users make up initiation rites for joining their "counter-cult" and plot against socialneko.org.
Every sane person runs when socialneko is mentioned.
"...and not only do they still exist, the socialneko egregore turns the users of this website into zeta mind-slaves and siphons their energy in order to-"
"Sir this is a Wendy's"
"Sir this is a Wendy's"
socialneko by pspspspspsp January 28, 2021
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SocialNetwork Syndrome
To labor under the illusion that information you post on Facebook actually holds significant meaning to your virtual friends.
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Second guy; "Dude, Are you seriously updating your Facebook status again? You have mental issues. You may suffer from SocialNetwork Syndrome Man and no one gives a shit about what you ate for breakfast."
Second guy; "Dude, Are you seriously updating your Facebook status again? You have mental issues. You may suffer from SocialNetwork Syndrome Man and no one gives a shit about what you ate for breakfast."
SocialNetwork Syndrome by SoCalAndy January 9, 2012
Socialnetworkly Acceptable
Following the unwritten rules of social networking; acceptable behavior on a social networking website.
Socialnetworkly Acceptable by bbitchet July 10, 2012
socialnetsphere
The sum of all socially derived knowledge on the interwebs, sourced from blogs, social networks, social news tools, social bookmarking services, etc.
Mark Zuckerberg being an ass lit the socialnetsphere alight with various mixes of 'meh', 'grr', and 'arrgh!'
socialnetsphere by pingucafe May 23, 2010
Socialmenkie
Someone who is addicted to social media and their device. A technology junkie. Basically someone who is constantly on their phone and on social media, someone who can't live without social media.
Stop starring at your phone, your such a socialmenkie!
What a socialmenkie, all you care about is likes.
What a socialmenkie, all you care about is likes.
Socialmenkie by Dima.P April 11, 2019