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socialneko 

Socialneko is a Nintendo DSi browser legacy site where the nine active users use their alt accounts to like statuses into the double digits, while living in constant fear that someone will take this glory away from them.

In 2018, Akise sold the site to a confused Neo-Nazi Communist named Cow who uses the site to call people gamer words.

The SN discord is used for high intensity but low intelligence cyberbullying of the SN users who are "too friendly" and don't have discord. Hilarious cyberbullying antics include photoshopping spunk onto selfies posted to SN, and harassing people's social media accounts that are left up on their profile, even though they have been banned months ago for criticizing the site.

This site is stupid, but even stupider is the "Reverse SN" civil war where a bunch of outdoors starved LARP enthusiasts and former SN users make up initiation rites for joining their "counter-cult" and plot against socialneko.org.

Every sane person runs when socialneko is mentioned.
"...and not only do they still exist, the socialneko egregore turns the users of this website into zeta mind-slaves and siphons their energy in order to-"
"Sir this is a Wendy's"
socialneko by pspspspspsp January 28, 2021
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SocialNeko 

A social-media website for the Nintendo 3DS and DSi where all Home-Stuckers, Vocaloids, Emos, Pokefans, and Soul Eater fans live.
Bob: Hey dude, did you see Selena on SocialNeko last night?

Mark: Yeah. She was so cool.
SocialNeko by rule69 November 30, 2013

SocialNetwork Syndrome

To labor under the illusion that information you post on Facebook actually holds significant meaning to your virtual friends.
First guy; "How do you spell Bacon?"

Second guy; "Dude, Are you seriously updating your Facebook status again? You have mental issues. You may suffer from SocialNetwork Syndrome Man and no one gives a shit about what you ate for breakfast."

Socialnetworkly Acceptable 

Following the unwritten rules of social networking; acceptable behavior on a social networking website.
Having long conversations on Twitter is not Socialnetworkly Acceptable.

Socialdemokratern 

Socialdemokraterna is a Swedish democracy that's sucks ass
I hate socialdemokraterna.
Socialdemokratern by SackZZ February 4, 2020

socialneck 

A term used to describe someone who is addicted to social media websites; the social media version of a redneck.
That Tracy spends like 10 hours a day on facebook and twitter, she is such a socialneck!
socialneck by Social Al April 9, 2010

socialnetsphere

The sum of all socially derived knowledge on the interwebs, sourced from blogs, social networks, social news tools, social bookmarking services, etc.
Mark Zuckerberg being an ass lit the socialnetsphere alight with various mixes of 'meh', 'grr', and 'arrgh!'
socialnetsphere by pingucafe May 23, 2010
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