social dis-tance

Disrespect for the need for social distancing, conveyed by inadequate intervals.

Nobody was dying, the so-called 'virus' was elite liberal propaganda, and to show his feeling about social dis-tance he was marching shoulder-to-shoulder with other "Reopen America" geniuses, waving swastikas and Trump banners, blocking ambulances, breathing in each others' faces.

by Monkey's Dad April 20, 2020

Social Distance Shaming

to publicly humiliate someone for not following CDC guidelines regarding social distancing during the coronavirus outbreak

Joanne felt she was a victim of social distance shaming the moment she stepped off the plane from Wuhan China.

by #squid March 23, 2020

Social Distanced Stroll

SDS. A COVID-19 first date. A meet-up walk during Covid times where you have awkward masked conversation at six feet apart and spend the entire time wishing the walk were over.

I meet Gen for an Social Distanced Stroll today. We walked in circles at six feet apart for two hours. I could not understand a word she said through her mask and my glasses were fogged the entire time. Lovely woman but that was hell. We agreed to meet up post Covid.

by timbre February 22, 2021

social distance warrior

A social distance warrior is someone who shames another person for going outside during the COVID-19 pandemic

Look at the social distance warrior, shaming people for exercising outside.

by cup_of_STFU March 31, 2020

Social-distance Drinker

Someone who only drinks alone.

For years he had only drunk in company, politely, and certainly had never taken a drink by himself, one of the warning signs of alcoholism, or so he had read. Now though... now it was different. Alone all day and night in his apartment, evening couldn't come fast enough as he looked forward to his first glass of wine, and his fourth, a social-distance drinker for the new era.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020

square social distance

6 square feet.

This rug, which is 2x3 feet, is 1 square social distance.

by Pialinist August 13, 2020

Social Distance Masturbation

Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.

Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!

by bateworld March 14, 2020