7 definitions by timbre
by timbre February 12, 2021
by timbre June 19, 2014
A syndrome, usually diagnosed in single people who are subscribed to any online dating service, characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness, a short attention span, and often hyperactivity, and interfering especially with ever maintaining a long and lasting relationship.
I met the most wonderful woman for drinks last night. She’s perfect. Smart, funny, sexy as hell. I think she may be the one… Oh wow! Dude you should see who just “winked” at me on Match. Oh I can’t wait to meet this one! Sorry…what was I just saying before? What? C'mon I don't have attention dating deficit disorder. I'm just picky.
by timbre December 12, 2013
Holy shit I was behind Susan in yoga today. I totally put that in my mental viewfinder for tonight’s wank.
by timbre December 6, 2013
The façade of being a stable, normal, attractive, & healthy person on a first date; similar to a game face for any difficult situation. Will lead to a second date but easily dissolves by the third.
Last night’s date was fantastic. I was charming, polite and kind. I had my date face on! We’re going on out again this weekend and I hope I can keep it up.
by timbre January 29, 2014
Someone who goes on so many dates that he/she becomes lazy about it. Usually in reference to someone who dates via online dating sites. The lazy dater will choose a location close to home, wear the same outfit to each date, tell the same stories, etc.
I’ve been on so many OKCupid dates that I’ve become a lazy dater. If I can listen to the entire long version of “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” on the drive to her house; it’s too far. My Banana Republic pull over sweater is starting to fray and I can’t tell the story of “what I do for a living” anymore. Just set me down in my local bar, buy me a drink and let’s get on with it.
by timbre November 14, 2013
SDS. A COVID-19 first date. A meet-up walk during Covid times where you have awkward masked conversation at six feet apart and spend the entire time wishing the walk were over.
I meet Gen for an Social Distanced Stroll today. We walked in circles at six feet apart for two hours. I could not understand a word she said through her mask and my glasses were fogged the entire time. Lovely woman but that was hell. We agreed to meet up post Covid.
by timbre February 22, 2021