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Denotes da no-longer-current status of whatever stupid-a** topic dat someone is bawling and blubbering about.
It was indeed unfortunate dat President Lincoln got assassinated, but dat event happened almost 160 years ago, so it seems like kind of a sobsolete event to get tear-floodingly emotional about.
sobsolete by QuacksO December 29, 2021
Words you can keep

Obsolete Mule 

The nickname given by the Brilliant Matt Hardy to his OBSOLETE! Money making mule. Brother Nero.
Obsolete mule. You must learn to control your spot monkey addiction.
Obsolete Mule by Phoenixrana August 26, 2016

Obsolete 

Cassette tapes are obsolete.
Obsolete by Rodney Basil May 23, 2004

obsolete farm equipment 

- " Is Jimmy in the bar? If he's there, his motorcycle will be parked out front."
- " I know, I can't tell, my view's blocked, all I can see is a bunch of obsolete farm equipment."

Obsolete 

What you classify yourself as when you fade away.
"I'll fade away an classify myself as obsolete."
"OBSOLETE!"
Obsolete by The Obsolete Muuule August 2, 2017

Obsolete Battle Show 

Obsolete Battle Show (also shortened as obs) is the third season of an object show called Calculated Battle Grounds with the host, Calculatory. It's all hosted on YouTube and theres a total of 28 contestants in the show
pelase please please watch it im begging you its so good and silly i love it
obsolete battle show is such a silly little object show on youtube, go watch it NOW grnnnn

Pill Bottle: Which makes me the smart one, and you the smart two!
Blender: Great..
Obsolete Battle Show by juggalorave October 30, 2022

obsolete 

A time-released function on all technology (especially PCs) that activates itself right after you buy the device.
obsolete by Skeptic One July 23, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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