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sobritious 

The quality of being a sober person. A person who drinks a lot is drunk, and a person who does not dink has the quality of being sober, they are sobritious.
Me: "You are the alchoholic Ying to my sobritious Yang."
You: "Hey, sobritious isn't a word!"
Me: "Yes it is, you're just a drunk and don't know any better!"
sobritious by .annA May 22, 2007
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soberlitious 

That woman use to be a Hott Mess, but is now Soberlitious!
soberlitious by carriePie November 9, 2014
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sobrietous

A gesture or act of doing something in a sobering manner. An attitude bordering on condescending. A way to look down one's nose at others.
To calm the impending violence about to be initiated by the vociferous drunk, Henry grabbed his arms in sobrietous restraint.

Not wanting to engage with the homeless person, the chauffeur dismissed him with sobrietous contempt.

Disagreeing with the argument, Charles' sobrietous behaviour left little room for dissent.
sobrietous by ozcampbell December 20, 2023

sobrietous

A gesture or act of doing something in a sobering manner. An attitude bordering on condescending. A way to look down one's nose at others.
To calm the impending violence about to be initiated by the vociferous drunk, Henry grabbed his arms in sobrietous restraint.

Not wanting to engage with the homeless person, the chauffeur dismissed him with sobrietous contempt.

Disagreeing with the argument, Charles' sobrietous behaviour left little room for dissent.
sobrietous by ozcampbell December 20, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026