sobritious 

The quality of being a sober person. A person who drinks a lot is drunk, and a person who does not dink has the quality of being sober, they are sobritious.

Me: "You are the alchoholic Ying to my sobritious Yang."
You: "Hey, sobritious isn't a word!"
Me: "Yes it is, you're just a drunk and don't know any better!"

sobritious by .annA May 22, 2007

soberlitious 

Sexy, Single, and Sober

That woman use to be a Hott Mess, but is now Soberlitious!

soberlitious by carriePie November 9, 2014

Solitious

Like seductress female

Such solitious tendencies

Solitious by Trojanarium February 28, 2018

sobrietous

A gesture or act of doing something in a sobering manner. An attitude bordering on condescending. A way to look down one's nose at others.

To calm the impending violence about to be initiated by the vociferous drunk, Henry grabbed his arms in sobrietous restraint.

Not wanting to engage with the homeless person, the chauffeur dismissed him with sobrietous contempt.

Disagreeing with the argument, Charles' sobrietous behaviour left little room for dissent.

sobrietous by ozcampbell December 20, 2023

sobrietous

A gesture or act of doing something in a sobering manner. An attitude bordering on condescending. A way to look down one's nose at others.

To calm the impending violence about to be initiated by the vociferous drunk, Henry grabbed his arms in sobrietous restraint.

Not wanting to engage with the homeless person, the chauffeur dismissed him with sobrietous contempt.

Disagreeing with the argument, Charles' sobrietous behaviour left little room for dissent.

sobrietous by ozcampbell December 20, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008