Shertard 

A shertard is someone who posts on the MMA forum sherdog.

You can usually tell a shertard apart from a regular poster as they're around 14 - 17yrs old, live in their parents basement, make outlandish statements and act like armchair quarterbacks. They hate the UFC and dana white with a passion because they are too legit to quit and they're too cool to like anything mainstream. Act like grammar police when outdone in an argument, think they're red hot playas and get all the pussy in the world and have never been in a real fight or competed in their life.

Example 1
Shertard - '' The way chuck liddell is holding his hands is all wrong, if i was fighting him i would just throw a left hook counter and knock him out''

Regular poster '' STFU shertard you've probably never fought a day in your life'

Example 2
Regular Poster ''Man Arianny Celeste is so hot, she's the cause of global warming''

Shertard ''She isn't that good, i mean sure i'd hit her and all but i have hotter chicks hitting on me all the time when i'm checking it in the club''

Shertard by timmeh otoole August 27, 2009

sherrard illinois

Small town where you would think all the hicks and people againsts gays are but really at the the highschool the percentage of lesbians is 90% of the school. Mostly everyone is rich and acts spoiled asf and are cocky and rude asf. there is nothing good about the school so dont go there.

Sherrard illinois has too many lesbians.

sherrard illinois by idk i like dr pepper May 26, 2018

sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.

The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.

sheetards by USADexter January 13, 2009

Sheltard

The dumbasses that are too rich to go to public school but too dumb to go to private schools

That damn sheltard cut herself

Sheltard by surgericly March 25, 2019

shartard

A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.

Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.

shartard by lit_af March 2, 2017

sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government which has slowly killed them and their country.

The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.

sheetards by USADexter January 13, 2009

Shetarded 

A retarded female

OMG, that girl Rose is so shetarded

Shetarded by LVILLuminati September 4, 2016