soberility 

when one comes into a beer pong game after sitting on the side lines long enough to get a little bit more sober

tony has more soberility then me

soberility by jjd097 November 11, 2006

soberity 

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

soberity by Kris September 20, 2003

soberginity 

Equivalent to virginity, but you lose your soberginity the first time you get drunk.

Jim lost his soberginity at a party the night before I left for college.

soberginity by Elizabeth Carpenter June 30, 2005

Soberocity 

The quality of being sober.

I need to make a meeting. My soberocity needs a recharge.

Soberocity by Toddsterx April 12, 2008

Soberenity 

Combination of the words Sober and Serenity. In recovery, one can become sober and as a result are given the unexpected gift of serenity. Soberenity is the peaceful feeling of being serene of on oneself, others, your surroundings and life in general after becoming sober. Sober and Serenity are both key aspects of 12 step recovery programs.

I need to make regular meetings to keep my soberenity.

Soberenity by Toddsterx April 11, 2008

Soberiety 

1) An intoxicated person's way of saying "sobriety."

2) The state of feeling sober even though one is obviously not.

Soberiety is a bitch." "I hate soberiety.

Soberiety by J-Bird Spice December 15, 2010

sterility 

a wonderful thing, lowers the possibility for yucky complications of accidental pregnancy while ensuring that birth control in all it's glowing toxicity is not necessary

I don't have to worry about accidentally knocking my girl up as a result of possibly mutual sterility.

sterility by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 12, 2010