Soberocity 

The quality of being sober.

I need to make a meeting. My soberocity needs a recharge.

Soberocity by Toddsterx April 12, 2008

soberity 

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

soberity by Kris September 20, 2003

Soberenity 

Combination of the words Sober and Serenity. In recovery, one can become sober and as a result are given the unexpected gift of serenity. Soberenity is the peaceful feeling of being serene of on oneself, others, your surroundings and life in general after becoming sober. Sober and Serenity are both key aspects of 12 step recovery programs.

I need to make regular meetings to keep my soberenity.

Soberenity by Toddsterx April 11, 2008

soberility 

when one comes into a beer pong game after sitting on the side lines long enough to get a little bit more sober

tony has more soberility then me

soberility by jjd097 November 11, 2006

Soberity 

Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.

Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”

Soberity by Gay retarded individual February 16, 2018