Soberlaxed 

Being so relaxed, that it's as if you are intoxicated, but are completely sober. It is a blending of sober and relaxed, and is pronounced "so-bre-laxed." It is not to be misunderstood or confused with a form of laxative.

This beach trip without the kids has made me soberlaxed and I've not even started drinking!

Soberlaxed by RadicalAdmin July 6, 2023

soberated 

When being sober is overrated.

I wasn't going to drink today, but we went to champagne brunch and decided it was soberated. Gimme a mimosa bitch!

soberated by casebook June 25, 2013