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soapy wank

The art of having a wank while in the shower and covered in soap.
I used an entire bar of soap when having numerous soapy wanks this morning in the shower
soapy wank by Mr. Soap December 27, 2005
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soapy wank

A Jack and Seven as your hole cards in a hand of Texas Hold 'em Poker.
With two 7's and a Jack on the flop and a Soapy Wank in the hand I had a full house.
soapy wank by Poker December 28, 2005

Soapy Tit Wank 

The preparation is to rub copious amounts of soap over your womans breasts. This can be done with hands or dick, then push the breasts together and hump until orgasm.
"Get anywhere Friday night?"
"Yeah, got a soapy tit wank off the barmaid"
"You lucky shite!"
Soapy Tit Wank by UB Jesus August 5, 2003

Hot Soapy Bath Wank

To run oneself a hot bath with plenty of buddles/foam available with the sole intention of wanking. Associated with the big wank
Dave: So what you get upto last night dude?
Tom: nutin, Just surfed the web for porn for a while and decided to treat myself to a hot soapy bath wank.
Dave: ah-men to that bro, hi five.
Hot Soapy Bath Wank by superT's August 14, 2010

Soapy Tit Wank 

To slide ones penis in the crack of a womens breats and have sex with them.
Soapy Tit Wank by Anonymous January 23, 2003

soapy tit wank 

lux or imperial leather work best-plenty of lather and then you add some cream
she lathered the leather then I creamed it off
soapy tit wank by Steve t January 8, 2004

Soapy Tit Wank 

in this context, used to describe the inane and vacant expression sometimes appearing upon an individual's countenance, suggesting that they are unable to focus or concentrate on current events owing to a preoccupation or pervious misdemeanour involving some form of deviant activity
Andrew, you've gone all Soapy Tit Wank again; will you please just get a grip, a life and a proper haircut, or just fuck off home, will you?
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