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The preparation is to rub copious amounts of soap over your womans breasts. This can be done with hands or dick, then push the breasts together and hump until orgasm.
"Get anywhere Friday night?"
"Yeah, got a soapy tit wank off the barmaid"
"You lucky shite!"
by UB Jesus August 05, 2003
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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To slide ones penis in the crack of a womens breats and have sex with them.
by Anonymous January 23, 2003
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an activity performed by people desperate to please when they are unable to give somebody what they want in the first place.
"I am unable to give you any money, but will you accept this soapytitwank as an altenative?"
by 4H April 03, 2003
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lux or imperial leather work best-plenty of lather and then you add some cream
she lathered the leather then I creamed it off
by Steve t January 08, 2004
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in this context, used to describe the inane and vacant expression sometimes appearing upon an individual's countenance, suggesting that they are unable to focus or concentrate on current events owing to a preoccupation or pervious misdemeanour involving some form of deviant activity
Andrew, you've gone all Soapy Tit Wank again; will you please just get a grip, a life and a proper haircut, or just fuck off home, will you?
by The Poison Dwarf July 15, 2010
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