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Nostril Snotch 

The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.
"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"
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snoochmobile 

A badass Subaru Legacy Wagon, usually characterized by multiple color body panels, rust, copious amounts of stickers, crushed and dented fenders, and an overall hint of shitbox. Finer vintages are from '93 or before, and have strong personality and character.
Get out the way bitch, i be rollin in my snoochmobile and don't give a shit about running anything over!
snoochmobile by Snoochums July 20, 2008

snooch paddles 

It's your index fingers on both hands used simultaneously to spread apart a woman's labia to eat her out.
My snooch paddles are cramping up from eat your moms pussy last night.

snoochie boochie 

a word commonly said by jay of jay and silent bob flicks it could be used in many ways as a greeting, a fare well, or just a flat out fuck you.
snoochie boochie by chindra October 8, 2008
Noun.
A Snochi is simply an insult. An insult to confuse someone. Similar to anyother insult. A snatch, cunt, twat etc.
"Aye dude imma dip"
"Aw dirty ass snochi!"

"Have you seen David?"
"Nah, not all day, he's probably at home being a snochi"
Snochi by Yo_luke June 30, 2014

Snorchlezonched 

A cool or awesome thing/noun
Person 1: Wouldn't urban dictionary be totally snorchlezonched if it added the word snorchlezonched
Person 2: Totally
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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