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Nostril Snotch 

The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.
"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"
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snoochmobile 

A badass Subaru Legacy Wagon, usually characterized by multiple color body panels, rust, copious amounts of stickers, crushed and dented fenders, and an overall hint of shitbox. Finer vintages are from '93 or before, and have strong personality and character.
Get out the way bitch, i be rollin in my snoochmobile and don't give a shit about running anything over!
snoochmobile by Snoochums July 20, 2008

snooch paddles 

It's your index fingers on both hands used simultaneously to spread apart a woman's labia to eat her out.
My snooch paddles are cramping up from eat your moms pussy last night.

snoochie boochie 

a word commonly said by jay of jay and silent bob flicks it could be used in many ways as a greeting, a fare well, or just a flat out fuck you.
snoochie boochie by chindra October 8, 2008
Noun.
A Snochi is simply an insult. An insult to confuse someone. Similar to anyother insult. A snatch, cunt, twat etc.
"Aye dude imma dip"
"Aw dirty ass snochi!"

"Have you seen David?"
"Nah, not all day, he's probably at home being a snochi"
Snochi by Yo_luke June 30, 2014

Snorchlezonched 

A cool or awesome thing/noun
Person 1: Wouldn't urban dictionary be totally snorchlezonched if it added the word snorchlezonched
Person 2: Totally