a. a husband who would rather ride his snowmobile than his smoking hot wife

b. a father who would rather play in the snow with his snowmobile than his children

c. an individual who is sexually attracted to snowmobiles

"I just found out my husband is a snowmosexual."

"Snowmosexuals make terrible fathers."

snowmosexual by MichelleRenee Valadez March 4, 2009

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snow nose

the condition of having one's nose covered in cocaine from snorting it; a person who is in such condition; such person's nose;

That boy is one hell of a snow nose.

snow nose by JoeandJoe March 3, 2006

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snotnose

This is an extremely irritating, annoying, snobby child who demands their way at all costs, even to the point of embarrassment. A more acceptable term for a brat. May also be used as an adjective

"That snotnose got us kicked out of saks" said the babysitter to her friend, " now I have to shop at macy's, eww"

that snotnosed bitch got me to do her chores!

snotnose by highclassbizzitch July 25, 2008

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snowmosexual

a person who looks like he/she is gay, but really they just act like it, so he/she can get with the opposite sex, cause they cant unless they say they are gay.

"did you see jordan. i cant believe he is such a snowmosexual."

snowmosexual by scarmommaliciousness December 7, 2005

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