highclassbizzitch's definitions

pleiades

A cluster star system in our milky way galaxy, also known as the seven sisters, it is the nearest of all star clusters and visible to the naked eye.It is in the Taurus constellation. Recently it has been getting great media attention through loons and nutjobs that beleive aliens from this system are visiting and abducting them. And through several books in Print by loons.

"That alien was from pleiades, he abducted me and put a probe up my anus" said by loon.

by highclassbizzitch March 3, 2008

buttcracker

A person who is very proficient in the art of the deadly fart, it may be silent, it may be noisy, but one always knows for a fact that it will be stinky, it will clear the room, and sicken the occupants with it's ghastly odor, this term was coined by the fact that some of these odoious folk have actually cracked the skin around the butthole by releasing their poisonous gas.

OMG!That Buttcracker left an odor so bad we had to air out the place for three days!!!!!

by highclassbizzitch March 3, 2008

New Jersey

let me start by saying I am an ex New jersian, now having said that, Do Not be MISLEAD by the nickname garden state. It is Americas biggest cess pool, the only gardens that may be growing there now are probably illegal ones(in homes in camden and vineland, most typically).The state Troopers as well as the local city divisions of police are all corrupt, egotistical, self serving,trigger happy fucks, with a permanent bug up their ass! The most corrupt division Of NJ politics lies in the Welfare system and Division of Youth and Family services, both of which should be brought up on charges of fraud, neglegence, and Racial descrimination(I am talking about descrimination of the white americans, of which are harassed and denied ever recieving any benefits, when it's needed). It is is the biggest disgrace to America, as there are specifically no freedoms anymore for anyone who isn't rich or Is of another ethnical background outside of caucasion. The ONLY best part about New Jersey, Is the sign That Says: "You Are Now Leaving New Jersey"!

Did ya hear about the drug raid In Vineland, New Jersey?

by highclassbizzitch March 4, 2008

agoraphobic

technically a phobia that makes a person fear being outside of their known environment, usually brought on by traumatic distress.This is the most incomprehensible of all psychological illnesses. These are the lunatics that are afraid to leave their house, and when they finally try, they end up getting killed in some misfortunate incident. Which makes one wonder if living in fear may actually invite disaster?

Hey,I heard that agoraphobic got dicapitated in a motor vehicle accident last month!

by highclassbizzitch March 3, 2008

snotnose

This is an extremely irritating, annoying, snobby child who demands their way at all costs, even to the point of embarrassment. A more acceptable term for a brat. May also be used as an adjective

"That snotnose got us kicked out of saks" said the babysitter to her friend, " now I have to shop at macy's, eww"

that snotnosed bitch got me to do her chores!

by highclassbizzitch March 3, 2008

hag fest

1.)when a rather large group of ugly obese women join in any kind of meeting to put down all the young hot women in the surrounding area.
2.) when you go to some party that was supposed to be hip and rad but all the women look like festering hags.

1.) Oh jeez, they're getting ready to meet for the tuesday hag fest in the rec hall.

2.)Guy to friends: OMG did you go to Adam's party? It was a total Hag fest!!!! Gross!!!

by highclassbizzitch June 2, 2010

pencil neck

When you do a boring job designing anything to do with computers and you make spreadsheets of your bank account, if you think you can buy love, but you're built like a rail post and as about as boring as one, you got tattoos and/or peircings to appear cool, but it only looks like a daisy with a bone sticking through it. When you try to do some remodeling to look like you can do manual labor, but it always looks like a big wreck, when the worst thing you ever did was something you didn't really do, but got blamed for it, when you let people leech off you for months and are too much of a puss to stand up and be a man about it. And when you go to the gym everyone around you including the guys laugh their butts off.

Look at that pencil neck jerk working out, does he really think he looks cool??? And what the hell is sticking out of his nip????

by highclassbizzitch March 3, 2008