Snowmansexual
Snowmansexual by Abaybeach January 20, 2021
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snowmosexual
snowmosexual by alicia morgan April 13, 2006
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snowmosexual
a. a husband who would rather ride his snowmobile than his smoking hot wife
b. a father who would rather play in the snow with his snowmobile than his children
c. an individual who is sexually attracted to snowmobiles
b. a father who would rather play in the snow with his snowmobile than his children
c. an individual who is sexually attracted to snowmobiles
snowmosexual by MichelleRenee Valadez March 4, 2009
snowmosexual
a person who looks like he/she is gay, but really they just act like it, so he/she can get with the opposite sex, cause they cant unless they say they are gay.
snowmosexual by scarmommaliciousness December 7, 2005
snowmosexual
Snomosexual: (n) A straight male who, when the holiday season rolls around, suddenly gets very concerned that his house will look jolly enough.
Characterized by a sudden interest in Tree Size, Light Arrangements, and blow up Reindeer.
Characterized by a sudden interest in Tree Size, Light Arrangements, and blow up Reindeer.
snowmosexual by MattFromPhilly December 17, 2008
snowmosexual
Extremely lame adj. usually referring to a goat penis and or homosexual anal intercourse between a goat and a very hairy male homosapian on a mountain or platau in any region on the planet.
Dude that "snowmosexual' is the gayest thing I have ever seen bra.
I am a "snowmosexual" for writing this bra.
Urban dictionary is super "snowmosexual" bra
I am a "snowmosexual" for writing this bra.
Urban dictionary is super "snowmosexual" bra
snowmosexual by Anita Hawk January 11, 2008
Snowmosexuality
The tendency of one to be sexually attracted to one's own snowman. Intercourse is usually impossible, or at the very least, painful.
Bill: Awww God, my dick is still ringing from that last session.
Jon: What... you don't use lube?
Bill: No, not that. I've just been exercising my Snowmosexuality.
Jon: WTF is that?
Bill: Check the Urban Dictionary.
Jon: *Checks*
Jon: O.O
Jon: What... you don't use lube?
Bill: No, not that. I've just been exercising my Snowmosexuality.
Jon: WTF is that?
Bill: Check the Urban Dictionary.
Jon: *Checks*
Jon: O.O
Snowmosexuality by SPDT November 30, 2010
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