snow boner

when there is a possibility of a huge snow storm, and everyone watches the local weather in anticipation

After hearing about the huge snow storm, I have a major snow boner.

by mcdspanky5 December 7, 2009

snow•boner

n. 1. a snow enthusiast. 2. (informal) indicative of one's longing for action, triggered libido, or general excitement for or caused by exposure to snowy weather.

1."You are a snow•boner."

2."That party was so sexually charged. Everyone had angry snow boners."

by doorunrun February 8, 2014

Snow Boner Kill

The day after a large snow storm when every other school is cancelled except for yours.

Today is such a snow boner kill. All of my friends are out of school except for me!

by soxrule2717 December 8, 2009

Snowbone

1. A badd ass white girl
2. A European female with a cute face and a nice body.

Guy 1: Yo, that Candice Swanepoel girl, that's a snowbone bitch.
Guy 2: There you go talkin bout them white girls again.

by Vyrotek August 1, 2012

Snowboner

When a snowboarder gets aroused from the epic weather and other snowboarding conditions. In addition, if a fellow boarder does a totally awesome 1080 rodeo flip, that could lead to a snowboner.

Bro: Dude, we got like 12 feet of snow last night. It's awesome bro. I'm going to triple backflip on my first run. You see all the snow on the mountains brah?

Brah: Bro, your story just gave me a snowboner.

by Enlicensed One February 11, 2010

Raspberry Snowbone

When you stick your hard phallus into a snowbank, and you wait for it to become soft and then hard again from freezing.

Is that a raspberry snowbone in your pants, or are you just cold?

by Pseudildozernym November 14, 2014

Snowbone

A sexy snow cone, or the act of using a snow cone during sexual relations.

"Tell him you want a snowbone, A SNOWBONE!!!"

by cutter2 December 9, 2007