Snowboner

When a snowboarder gets aroused from the epic weather and other snowboarding conditions. In addition, if a fellow boarder does a totally awesome 1080 rodeo flip, that could lead to a snowboner.

Bro: Dude, we got like 12 feet of snow last night. It's awesome bro. I'm going to triple backflip on my first run. You see all the snow on the mountains brah?

Brah: Bro, your story just gave me a snowboner.

Snowboner by Enlicensed One February 11, 2010

Snowboner

When a snowboarder is aroused from epic snowboarding conditions.

Bro: Brah, we got like 9 feet of snow last night. Today is super sunny and perfect. I'm going to shred the halfpipe while rocking my epic goggles. Epic conditions! Did you see all the snow on the mountains brah?

Brah: I just got a snowboner.

Snowboner by Enlicensed One February 11, 2010

Portuguese Snowblower 

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.

My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.

Portuguese Snowblower by SG5 August 27, 2016

Portuguese Snowblower 

When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.

Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”

Portuguese Snowblower by Killmeplz July 3, 2022

Snowbone 

1. A badd ass white girl
2. A European female with a cute face and a nice body.

Guy 1: Yo, that Candice Swanepoel girl, that's a snowbone bitch.
Guy 2: There you go talkin bout them white girls again.

Snowbone by Vyrotek August 1, 2012

Portuguese Snowblower 

When you have a person bend over on all fours, coat their asshole with a handful of cocaine, and proceed to have that person fart the cocaine into your nostrils as you snort it, preferably in the back of a Land Rover.

Man, last night was crazy. I brought this chick home from the bar and right before we left we got into the back of her Land Rover and she gave me the good ol’ Portuguese Snowblower.

Portuguese Snowblower by Hollywood524 July 24, 2023

South Dakota Snowblower 

When one man snorts a line of cocaine or other narcotic off of the erect penis of another man, and both claim neither are gay.

A couple guys got caught giving each other the South Dakota Snowblower, but it’s cool because they said they’re not gay.

South Dakota Snowblower by Stitch_79 September 22, 2021