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snots plox
snots plox by shelby and peter lopez January 29, 2009
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Snot Splatter
This happens when you have a severe cold or nasal infection. Your last tissue has disintegrated, your handkerchief is a congealed lump, which should be incinerated to avoid it becoming a hazard to public health, and your nose is blocking up. There is nothing for it but to blow your nose the old-fashioned way. This consists in closing each nostril in turn, with a finger, and snorting vigorously out through the other. The product of this exercise is a snot splatter. Although snot may be a misnomer as the product is usually a mixture of snot, pus and airborne detritus that makes the faecal emissions of a diseased crow’s arse seem positively pleasant in comparison.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.
I snorted out a really noxious snot splatter yesterday; I watched it for a bit to see if it moved, I think it did.
Snot Splatter by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015
guinea pig shots
The act of holding one's beveridge above one's head and against a wall. Then tilting the drink back and proceeding to suckle the liquid from the container as a guinea pig would water from its water bottle.
I blew so many chunks last night from all the guinea pig shots we were taking; it was a wild night.
"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"
"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"
guinea pig shots by undiscoveredbum June 11, 2013
bussy snot
The creamy wet left over fluid sometimes yellow or brown in color on a man's taint or anus after a nice shit.
Mike-Ya'll see that picture of Jeff's slit.
DJ-Yeah bro, he had a good bit of bussy snot on that thing
Domonic-vomits
Did someone just beef?
Yeah Jeff's a walking septic tank, gotta have some bussy snot down there.
DJ-Yeah bro, he had a good bit of bussy snot on that thing
Domonic-vomits
Did someone just beef?
Yeah Jeff's a walking septic tank, gotta have some bussy snot down there.
bussy snot by shaftyMcnasty April 16, 2021
Shots Fiyerd
Shots Fiyerd by Dat Boi9000 December 24, 2016
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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