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snostril 

"A wet-willy to the nostril."

Licking one's finger and then inserting up another's nose, preferably a stuffy/runny one.
"I couldn't retaliate with a wet-willy, she was too good at blocking her ears, so I got her with a snostril."
snostril by C2P November 20, 2009
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Snostril 

(n) snot and nostril combined to explain a stuffy nose when only one nostril is stuffy or only one nostril has boogers in it.
I woke up this morning with a snostril
Snostril by Bigbird11 October 21, 2010

snostril 

A snotty nostril; when the nose is so runny that the runs and the nose are virtually inseparable.
"Dude, give that dirty snostril a tissue...before my couch is punished with your booger warfare."
snostril by m-cat-whodat? August 22, 2009
Your nostrils, just full of snot.
Take yourself and your snotstrils over there until you blow your nose!
snotstril by Dcason June 2, 2023

Shotstrils 

Shotgun shaped nostrils (shotgun + nostrils = shotstrils)
He/She has shotstrils
Shotstrils by Acehanninal February 2, 2024

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026