snosticated 

Suffering major cold symptoms, partcularly mucus in nose and throast (so full of snot)

Johnny was feeling well snosticated and had taken to bed until his symptoms remitted.

snosticated by Dr Johnny January 7, 2024

spasticated 

1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.

Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"

spasticated by rainey06au August 28, 2005

Spasticated 

Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'

I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka

Spasticated by London-ledge March 25, 2016

spasticated monkey 

meaning a person or individual acting very strange or studip. Someone being like a monkey of its brain.

Does he always act like this? "No he's just being a spasticated monkey".

spasticated monkey by dylberto32 August 21, 2009

The spasticated monkey 

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

The spasticated monkey by Bobmonkhouse1000 June 3, 2009

spasticated 

If you say or do stupid things....like being clumsy ect.

corr i'm propper spasticated 2 day lol

spasticated by Hayley Washbrook August 30, 2004

spasticated 

a person who has serious mental problems such as george bush and the american people who support him.
also common in animals

that is one spasticated turtle

spasticated by fo'shizzle ma nizzle March 15, 2003