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Slang for sausage in the British Navy
I ate a couple of snorkers for breakfast
Snorker by zoootsuit January 16, 2010
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Someone who habitually snorks during an enthusiastic bout of laughter.

Snorkers may be subject to extreme or mild embarrassment, often accompanied by flushing and/or rapid covering of the mouth. Occasionally snorkers appear to be well-adjusted to their habit, and merely smile afterwards.

Anyone who snorks multiple times on a regular basis may be suspected of being a fake snorker.

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x: Dude, I'm telling ya, I was on a roll. People were rofl plus I got two snorks on the last joke.

y: Yeah, well, that one chick is just a snorker. She'll snork at anything. Hers doesn't count. You got one snork.

X: Does count.

y: Doesn't.
snorker by escuchon May 13, 2008
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Someone who habitually snorks during an enthusiastic bout of laughter.

Snorkers are often subject to extreme or mild embarrassment, usually accompanied by flushing and/or rapid covering of the mouth. Occasionally snorkers appear to be well accustomed to their habit of snorking, and merely smile afterwards.

Anyone who snorks multiple times on a regular basis may be suspected of being a fake snorker.
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x: Hey, I'm telling ya, I was on a roll. I got two snorks on the last joke.

y: Yeah, well, Lula's just a snorker. Hers doesn't count. That makes one.

X: Does count.

y: Doesn't.
snorker by escuchon May 13, 2008
laughing added with a pig sound
or
laughing like a pig
mary:(laughing like a pig)
joe: you snorker
snorker by jimokiari April 9, 2008
past tense form of the verb “snork” which means to spit a jackfruit seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera (Needless to say, this term doesn’t see a whole lot of foot traffic.)

It was ‘96 when a crazy Aussie from Poowong North, Vic was challenged by his mates to spit a melon seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera on his upcoming junket to NYC. After practicing for weeks, spitting into a bucket from a eucalyptus tree, he asked for one allowance. The melon seed didn’t have sufficient heft to go the estimated distance. He was granted the use of a jackfruit seed. He then honed his skill until he had the precision of a sniper, “one shot, one kill”. On the night of the event, he and his wife (referee) took their seats nearest the stage on the third balcony. He sat through Giordano’s “Andrea Chenier” biding his time, waiting for just the right moment to do the deed and slink off into the night without being caught. The moment came at the very end of the performance when the audience cheered in appreciation for the talents of Pavarotti. He hurled that jackfruit seed with all the power he could generate from his manbag and then doubled over in a feigned hacking fit to disguise his action while his wife followed it to its intended target…and bingo! There have been no other “known” attempts. “Snorking” was never used until his triumphant return to Poowong North when one of his mates coined the term while fumbling through a toast in his honor.
Orchestra member: Say, Bob…I noticed that you missed that high note in the last stanza.
Bob: Yeah, I got snorked again.
snorked by goose_on_a_roof October 13, 2022

Sporkerize 

To modify a common object to make it multipurpose.
I have to sporkerize this app so it also provides weather data also .
Sporkerize by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

ripped-snorter 

a bodybuilder who uses cocaine
In search of a payphone, Cookie strolled into some sleazy combo bar/weightlifting gym, where she was greeted by crazed-looking ripped-snorters.
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