snoozzier

I’m thee snnoozz💤iest 🥱🤷🏾 ♂️.

There once was a snoozzier who lived

snoozzier by Sir Snoozz💤🛌e 🌙🤫 March 24, 2023

Snozzberry 

For a long time it was assumed that it was some kind of fruit, or at least a nonsense word being used to represent a fruit, because that was the context is was used in in the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ("The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"). Then, in 1979, people found out what it really meant when the author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory wrote an adult novel that used the word in its proper context. Turns out, it's a penis.

"How did you manage to roll the old rubbery thing on him?"
"There's only one way when they get violent," Yasmin said. "I grabbed hold of his snozzberry and hung onto it like grim death and gave it a twist or two to make him hold still."
(from My Uncle Oswald)

Snozzberry by IsThatSo July 10, 2012

snozzberry 

Guys, it literally means dicks: 'We laugh, because "snozzberries" is obviously a fanciful, fictional word, and nobody knows what they really were. Except that Roald Dahl, the book's author, knew exactly what snozzberries were: They're dicks. Snozzberries are dicks. Willy Wonka made those kids lick dick-flavored wallpaper.' It's not a fruit in anyway.

I grabbed his snozzberry.

snozzberry by SpunkyGayMonkey October 17, 2015

Snozzer 

A nose or a snout

"lovely snozzer"

Snozzer by Izzyyyyfxxxx October 25, 2018

snozzler 

A derogatory word used to descirbe a person who adds no value to society otherwise known as an oxygen thief.

That snozzler is a conversation pirate! Did you hear what that snozzler had to say?

snozzler by Butchy Boy September 7, 2012

snoozer 

a person who doesnt really DO anything. Generally they look busy but are not really achieving anything, they may as well be asleep.

That guy is a snoozer.

snoozer by rizzle69 June 20, 2005

Tube Snoozer

Someone who needs or tends to leave the television on to help them sleep. Usually rerunning a movie or tv show they've seen so many times to comfort (or bore) them to sleep.

Dave: Your wife Rhonda watches the same freakin' movie every night. Why?
Brent: It makes her fall asleep...and now it makes me fall asleep cuz its freakin' mind-numbing.
Dave: Dear God... I'm surrounded by tube snoozers.

Tube Snoozer by PDXJohnny99 April 11, 2013