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SnoozCream

1. (v) When a situation is mishandled, leading to tragic, life altering consequences, like when someone close to you sleeps with your mom

2. (v) When a prank, practical joke, or exploitation of stupidity is performed on someone that really deserves it, maybe because he slept with your mom

3. (v) A word that can be used to replace other action verbs

4. (n) A mysterious and powerful substance, its mystery is exceeded only by its power
1. Man, that Steve Bartman really snoozcreamed the Cubs.

2. You know that juicehead, date rapist, asswipe from study hall? Well, he left his cell phone on the table and me and Tommy snoozcreamed him by mass texting that he has a tiny pecker.

3. Officer, I only did it because he snoozcreamed my mom.

4. If you ever get a bruise, just rub a little snoozcream on it...all better.
SnoozCream by Lord Baron Von Snooz February 12, 2010

snoozewhore 

you like snoozing so much you would be able to sell your body for just 5 more minutes of snoozing

or

u snooze so much u miss importand events
M: damn! i missed the most important meeting ever!

F: why, where were u?

M: i totally snoozed

F: ur such a snoozewhore dude
snoozewhore by snoozewhorez March 16, 2010

snoozered 

The act of being put to sleep by a long winded conversation, speech or presentation.
I thought he would never shut up. I am very snoozered by him. That speech really snoozered me!
snoozered by kat51 May 12, 2009

snoozeloseity 

The feeling when attempting an action only to discover that someone or something else has already completed it prior to your attempt.
Richard was going to ask Sarah to the dance, but Chase said he asked her yesterday and that it's a snoozeloseity world out there.
snoozeloseity by Crispy Riddles August 8, 2018

snoozetone 

basically snoring or it could be used as an insult
have you heard her snoozetone lately

he 's a real snoozetone

snoozecake 

A cake consisting of a high dosage of melatonin thus causing whoever consumes it to fall asleep.
"He popped a snoozecake, got him gone for hours."
snoozecake by smokedope2016 April 27, 2025
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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