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Snoyster
Having a cold can be a negative unless you have run out of food stamps. That's when you can enjoy a delicaSEA like Snoysters, the snot balls you snort into the back of your throat. Once engaged and filled, you can chose to blind an enemy in one eye, or dine on the snoyster itself. Snoysters contain no sugar or carbohydrates of any kind, and can provide a short-term protein boost.
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snoopster • snoopstruck • snooter • Snooterman • Slopster • snipster • snoopervisor • scoopser • snobster • Snooper
snooterbooter
A nose bong used by us sick fuckers who always gotta snort everything. Same concept as a hot rail, except the hot-in-your-nose part. A rig consisting of rubber tubes, like aquarium hosing, wrapped into various shapes with water added to filter and cool the smoke.
I'm dragging ass, I could really use one of those big rips you get with the snooterbooter, right about now.
snooterbooter by SarahWrap November 29, 2016
Cart snooper
A person who studies the contents of other people's shopping carts. They can be found perusing the aisles of your neighborhood grocery store or waiting behind you in line at the checkout lane.
The cart snooper quickly looked away after he was caught red handed studying the contents of the woman's shopping cart at the local grocery store. Little did he know, he was being cart snooped by another person all this time.
Cart snooper by IrritableLegend June 8, 2015
cooter snooter
One who frequently indulges in the sweet aroma of pussy, or one who enjoys a nice big whiff of some sweet ass cooter, or one who enjoys vigorously snorting a clit.
Every where I go I can still smell Dean's mom's twat because I am such a cooter snooter. I love cooter snooting Dean's mom!!! She likes it when a little bit of her clit gets stuck in my nose. Dean's mom likes it in the ass too.
cooter snooter by Jimbo Strokenbalz November 11, 2007
bong snooter
bong snooter by Mr. X TE C May 10, 2009
Poop Snooter
Poop Snooter by bigdaddyroach November 21, 2010
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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