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Bavarian Snorkler
The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)
Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?
Bavarian Snorkler by Dave May 26, 2005
Related Words
snokkle • snorkle • Snookle • Snorklemuffin • Snorklepuff • snorkler • snorklesnout • snakkle • snikkle • Snockle
snokle
The sound made when you are going down on your girlfriend and you need to come up for air but you snort some of her jelly roll because she has a fluffy FUPA
Man, I almost died last night, my woman had my head pushed down so hard I could only snokle her till she came.
snokle by Driverlong May 20, 2021
cock snorkler
A person who sucks up to the boss so much that it seems like removing the boss's cock from the person's mouth would be like depriving him from oxygen.
cock snorkler by Sherry The Commo Goddess October 13, 2006
german snorkle
german snorkle by R3nn!3 October 31, 2007
Brown Snake Snorkler
When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.
Brown Snake Snorkler by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010
dork snorkler
dork snorkler by Phartman July 9, 2004
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