Snollusion

It's when you think you have to sneeze but can't!

I thought I had to sneeze but it was just a snollusion.

Snollusion by JCG1988 January 24, 2011

shallusion 

A shared delusion, typically by followers of a leader who has deluded ideas they fully accepted as their own.

The podcast had no listeners and was a rambling boring mess with occasional vulgarities, but the shallusion continued because they didn't want to believe they had to work on their careers.

shallusion by JessicaWalters April 7, 2021

senillusion 

FYI, two words I created yesterday:

1. Noun: A false fact appearing certain to be true as a result of senility or aging. senilitysenilesenipartedaging

A senillusion made me sure it was an article in USA Today but, after countless searches there, it turned out to be in the Wall Street Journal instead.

senillusion by Hman01 June 22, 2016

SMELLUSION 

Thinking you smell something when it could be something else or nothing at all.

I said "it smells like freshly baked bread"
Mary commented "I think you are just hungry"
I replied "Are you saying I am having a smellusion?"

Bob, did you fart again?!
No. I think you are having a smellusion.

SMELLUSION by U-cef October 21, 2010

snofusion 

The state of befuddlement brought on by multiple and ever changing snow forecasts for a particular period of time leading to widespread panic and over purchasing of cheese.

Fresh from the weather desk: "There will be three feet of snow...no, wait....we meant three inches.....hang on....this just in....it's sunny and 70 degrees.....with a possibility of snow showers.....sorry for the snofusion....good news is we still get paid!"

snofusion by Gypsygrl January 26, 2015

snofusion 

The state of befuddlement brought on by multiple and ever changing snow forecasts for a particular period of time leading to widespread panic and over purchasing of cheese.

Fresh from the weather desk: "There will be three feet of snow...no, wait....we meant three inches.....hang on....this just in....it's sunny and 70 degrees.....with a possibility of snow showers.....sorry for the snofusion....good news is we still get paid!"

snofusion by Gypsygrl January 26, 2015

spillusion 

An optical illusion that is so mind blowing that your brain spills out of your mouth.

That optical spillusion was way too much for Harry to handle.

spillusion by Tyrone The Black Gai July 12, 2017