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snowy noggin - no toboggan

euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction
Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.
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snoey snowy shoey snoe Snoy snory Snowy Mountains Snowy Plover snoek Snoiy

snowymiles 

have you seen snowymiles? he is the best minecraft player
Yes I have he shit on me!!

Snowy Hurricane 

Masturbating into a blowing fan, thus sending the particles astray across the room. Preferably into someone's face.

WARNING: This can happen on accident while masturbating with a fan on. In this case, one should take extreme caution when cleaning the after effects of the snowy hurricane.
I just gave Jenny a Snowy Hurricane!
Oh Shit, I just did a Snowy Hurricane all over my wall.
Snowy Hurricane by Hank Jasonis February 13, 2010
A term used in reference to Sony Entertainment. It is a play on words, combining the word Soy with the company's name, SONY, poking fun at how their business panders to less avid gamers and "Soyboy". It is often used in Console War discussions to belittle Sony Entertainment fans.

Also see, Snoyboy.
We all know SNOY is the one pushing Jewish agendas onto its games, seething snoyboy.
SNOY by TackyPack January 1, 2019

Snowy Eskimo

Like the Crusty Arab except performed in a snowy region. While having sex in the snow the man pulls out, dips it into the snow (preferably in powder snow) then slams it back in causing a cooling sensation for both. Extremely hard to pull of as the penis is highly likely to become flaccid upon withdrawal and shrink up to what may look like a micropenis.
Man I tried to give her a Snowy Eskimo but failed so bad and she laughed at my micropenis so hard that I took her to the desert and summer and slammed her with a Crusty Arab, that bitch deserved it!
Snowy Eskimo by CrustyArab2.0 October 12, 2010

SnowyShower 

A SnowyShower is the sexual act of ejaculating into a garbage bag for a week straight, to then let the bag sit in the sun for four days straight after poking three holes in the bag applying the bag to the shower head on the coldest temperature while the ejaculate comes down in lumps upon the persons head.
Dude! Have you ever tried a Snowy shower it's warm, cold, and provides the best massage ever. The lumps falling down on your back will feel amazing

A SnowyShower is the sexual act of ejaculating into a garbage bag for a week straight, to then let the bag sit in the sun for four days straight after poking three holes in the bag applying the bag to the shower head on the coldest temperature while the ejaculate comes down in lumps upon the persons head.
SnowyShower by AbsurdImagination October 9, 2018