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A nose that can act as a dildo. Can also be an oversized nose.
As I went down on the girl, I rubbed her clip with my snildo.
snildo by Mattybulnitz March 22, 2023
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A brand of dildo that emits synthetic jizz and produces robot babies in vaginas.
Increases the process of pregnancy by 12%.
I used my spildo today. My baby should pop out in about a month!
spildo by bonerman19 July 9, 2009
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snildo shildo Stildo Shildoe Shildon Snaildos Snildt spildo shildog sildo
Anything or anyone that is fucking amazing. Swildoe is the kind of thing all the homies want to be. Let’s be honest here, the word itself sounds amazing.
Man that guy is an absolute Swildoe.
Swildoe by Savagechad69 January 7, 2021
A shildo is when you take a shit and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a shit dildo, "shildo".
That is a huge shildo.
shildo by matthew wengler July 3, 2004
The act of secretly caressing your girlfriends breast without her noticing.
GF: Oh my god I didn't notice you had your hand there.
BF: I had Snoldo's
Snoldo's by RKO111 July 12, 2011

SnailDOS 

SnailDOS, short for 'Snails Doing Online Services' is a web hosting and development company run by online user SnailDOS - Founder and Chazzy - Creative lead. Founded in early 2017 SnailDOS boasts an impressive user base and members on their discord server. The company, known for it's free and easy to use programs, still retains an active release schedule and regular updates for most of their programs. The SnailDOS founder commonly responds to user feedback and issues, while remaining active in the development of their programs.
I used SnailDOS' to host my website yesterday.
SnailDOS by ChazzyKing August 12, 2022
What your vibrator becomes when you can't turn it on, ie: batteries have run out or people could overhear in an adjacent room.
When the batteries died, she shrugged and continued to use the vibrator as a stildo.
stildo by filthmouth January 2, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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