stildo

What your vibrator becomes when you can't turn it on, ie: batteries have run out or people could overhear in an adjacent room.

When the batteries died, she shrugged and continued to use the vibrator as a stildo.

stildo by filthmouth January 2, 2014

Stildo

Someone who was a dildo when you first met or heard of him and has done nothing in time since to make you think otherwise.

You know that John Mayer has been shooting his mouth off about Jessica Simpson. I didn't like the guy when he first came on the scene and I don't like him now, he's a stildo. Or...That guy was a dildo in grade school, a dildo through his teens and after all this time nothing has changed-he's a stildo.

Stildo by The Winnipegerer February 16, 2010

stildo

stilettos that have black dildos on them

when i get that feeling i need that sexual healing, HEALING

stildo

stildo by karenythefuckareufuckingmyboss January 27, 2022

stidog 

ass clown anal dwelling butt monkey A term for a gentleman who posts on internet message boards for the sole purpose of harrassing others.

Larry is such a friggin stidog.

stidog by PeePeeDance April 16, 2005

stidol

stupid idiotic fool
logic: "st" from stupid, "id" from idiot, and "ol" from fool.

Tommy just ran into the wall! He's such a stidol!!!!

stidol by Yared January 2, 2009

spildo 

A brand of dildo that emits synthetic jizz and produces robot babies in vaginas.
Increases the process of pregnancy by 12%.

I used my spildo today. My baby should pop out in about a month!

spildo by bonerman19 July 9, 2009

Swildoe 

Anything or anyone that is fucking amazing. Swildoe is the kind of thing all the homies want to be. Let’s be honest here, the word itself sounds amazing.

Man that guy is an absolute Swildoe.

Swildoe by Savagechad69 January 7, 2021