sniftles 

Snifing testicles

Hey you Ill give you 20 bucks to sniftles me.

sniftles by jake yachas July 2, 2003

Test Sniffles 

The sniffles you get during a test by tilting your head downward and allowing your sinuses to drain out toward your nose (causing a runny nose). This is worsened by allergies or a recent illness. The only known cure for the Test Sniffles are to slump your back and shift your legs foward so that your head stays upright and your eyes peer downward.

I was failing an English test when I realized that suddenly, everyone in the room was sniffling. I quickly jumped out the window and drove home to submit a definition on Urban Dictionary before anyone else. I decided to call this phenomenon "Test Sniffles"

Test Sniffles by abrakadabralakazam March 21, 2010

sniffles 

the act of sniffing for two hours straight during the finals and being annoying to everyone around you

David: "Yo, did you hear hermit have the sniffles during chemisty?
Peter: "Yeah, must be allergic to hair oil.."

sniffles by Dabito February 24, 2011

shiftless 

A person or action that is slow, without purpose, lurking, mal-intented

or unemployed i.e with-out shifts

Damone was at his other baby's momma's house while his mother searched endlessly for him because he was suppose to pick her up at the airport like he had promised. Man he is so damned shiftless!

shiftless by Giaa July 29, 2008

Cum Sniffles

Congestion of the sinuses due to (male/female) ejaculate protruding the nose, typically from the act of oral sex.

"Dude, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and she came so hard she gave me the cum sniffles!"

"Gross!"

Cum Sniffles by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009

piggy sniffles 

A term used to describe the swine flu to children.

I'm sorry Vince, but Patrick can't come over to play today because he has the piggy sniffles.

piggy sniffles by hobbeston1 May 2, 2009

Pork Sniffles 

A synonym for the swine flu.

I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.

Pork Sniffles by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009