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Gossip Sneezer
Boy: I told my homeboys what you said
Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer
Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer
Gossip Sneezer by Kaila Cole August 13, 2019
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Free-Sneezer
An individual who sneezes openly, obnoxiously and without restraint. Free-sneezers have no regard for the health or comfort of those around them. They're either unaware or simply don't care about the germ-ridden mist launched from their mouths at 100mph after an unhindered sneeze. Mist that can hover in the surrounding air for up to an hour.
Free-Sneezer by LeighRay November 21, 2011
sneezer
"I had a pain in my stomach from eating too many sausages. I sat at the shitter and left a sneezer in the bowl. It was the A-bomb!
sneezer by Kristofolis May 27, 2005
glitter sneezer
I can't believe Aaron's wife was surprised when he came out of the closet. He's always been such a glitter sneezer.
glitter sneezer by Beirut Brew Baby December 18, 2012
Spokane Sneezer
The act of performing anal sex on a woman and throwing pepper in her face, causing her to sneeze and involuntarily contract her anus around your penis.
Spokane Sneezer by TurdNinja August 31, 2011
Multiple Sneezer
Typically a male with the rare ability to have multiple orgasms. The number varies but to be qualified should normally meet or exceed three within a reasonable period of time. The sexual experience is one that approaches a state of mystical ecstasy for both partners involved, but most often for the female as she encounters her own multiple orgasms. Should a woman ever encounter such a man, they typically never let them out of their sight.
Known side effects are most commonly constant spousal or partner surveillance, & long term relationships resulting in marriage. But for the promiscuous types; frequent dating, multiple affairs, high rates of divorce, man-whoring and/or high paid careers in the porn industry.
Known side effects are most commonly constant spousal or partner surveillance, & long term relationships resulting in marriage. But for the promiscuous types; frequent dating, multiple affairs, high rates of divorce, man-whoring and/or high paid careers in the porn industry.
That guy is a multiple sneezer, his girlfriend wont let him out of her sight.
see also, multiply-orgasmic, multiple cummer, lucky bastard or extremely lucky girl.
see also, multiply-orgasmic, multiple cummer, lucky bastard or extremely lucky girl.
Multiple Sneezer by luckygirl28 January 19, 2009
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Pee Calculus
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