snerfol 

an amazing guy, he's the fucking coolest around. his dick is the size of the empire state building, and is really good at gaming. Bitches be all on his dick, but he ain't up for that std shit.

"Oh my God, Sam, it's snerfol.. so hot.."

"I heard his dick is so big that it's actually wrapped around the earth"

snerfol by snerfol August 3, 2020

Snerfligate

After watching my 2 month old son eat, I coined a new word:

snerfligate- to consume rapidly, loudly, and without regard for whether or not consumed substance is actually entering the correct tube.

Wow, Aron was so hungry, he snerfligated all the food! Anyone know the heimlich . . .

Snerfligate by 300ZXNA September 12, 2009

Snarfology

Is the studying and reasearch of Snarfism.

That lecture by the Snarfologist was very intriguing.
OR
I hear she has a PhD in Snarfology.

Snarfology by Mandangle December 17, 2008

snerfels 

Generic white rice to be added as the starch component to a hot dish, such as Goonch Mloop Snerfels. White rice served as a side dish and not a component of a hot dish is known as "rice".

Al-righty then, the snerfels are ready, and here is the mloop. God damn it Randy! You burned the goonch! Now I will have to open a can of 'na!

snerfels by Hunding June 7, 2011

snarfologist

One who studies the patterns of random snarfers.

(snarfer is a man who goes around sniffing the seats of womens bicycles)

According to local snarfologist, snarfing happens primarily in the afternoon in the park. It is believed that many women bicyclists ride in the park then needing the loo, leave their bikes unattended. Snarfers have been photographed there and seem to be drawn to black seats the glisten with vaginal perspiration.

snarfologist by antie nae September 27, 2011

Snarfolepsy 

Having entirely too much food in one sitting and immediately needing to nap it off

Man, after that big ass lunch, I got hit with Snarfolepsy hard.

Snarfolepsy by Wheels1980 September 30, 2021

Swerfology 

The study of the art of swerfing.

Swerfology 101 taught me that swerf is not only a word, but a way of life.

Swerfology by Parallel Rhymes May 16, 2009