One who has mastered and perfected the art of swerf. This dedicated individual can swerf on anybody at any given time and without reasonable cause.
I would try to fuck with P.Rhymes but he is a Swerfologist, so I'mma just fall back because my swerf ain't up there with his.
by Parallel Rhymes May 16, 2009
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I would try to fuck with P.Rhymes but he is a Swurfologist, so I'mma just fall back because my swurf ain't up there with his.
by Parallel Rhymes May 16, 2009
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One who studies the patterns of random snarfers.
(snarfer is a man who goes around sniffing the seats of womens bicycles)
(snarfer is a man who goes around sniffing the seats of womens bicycles)
According to local snarfologist, snarfing happens primarily in the afternoon in the park. It is believed that many women bicyclists ride in the park then needing the loo, leave their bikes unattended. Snarfers have been photographed there and seem to be drawn to black seats the glisten with vaginal perspiration.
by antie nae September 27, 2011
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Thank god my friend is a swearologist with a Masters in Swearology. Otherwise I would have had no idea that my Uber driver was telling his friends I was a dirty rat slut.
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